October 4, 2013 at 9:34 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 234

by twistedsifter


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

*for email subscribers: If you visit the direct link to the shirk report in your web browser (by clicking the blue, underlined title), the videos will play properly and images will appear immediately under the text rather than opening in a new window!



The end is nigh. The machines are revolting
You know those little tools you use for eating lobster and crab? There’s a name for them
I love popcorn
Perfectly timed graphic overlay
Japanese hornets. Not even once
The treadmill sniper strikes again
– So the US Gov. shut down this week. Who announced it better? Washington Post | Daily News
“I got this”
Meet ‘unfortunate work email’ guy
Impressively terrifying
Cheating on your partner? Have a sub!
Sorry McDonald’s, these wings look like sh*t
How a real man fishes
“Yo the Google street view car is coming!”
Lazerman is the hero the world needs but doesn’t deserve
Zombie Colonel
Burrito dog
Always carry a marker?
What matters most in life
This will end well
Did not see that turn coming… neither did he
In this picture, your eyes will deceive you
Couple hires photographer to capture the proposal. Woman at baseball game doesn’t care



The psychobiology of what makes Nacho Cheese Doritos so alluring
Your Genome Is a Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland
How Brazil’s Richest Man Lost $34.5 Billion
What Happens When You Abolish Tipping
How Google Tracks Traffic
These Journalists Spent Two Years and $750,000 Covering One Story
This Guy’s Eaten Nothing but Raw Meat for Five Years
The rise of Wikipedia, the decline of student writing
Ferrari GTO Becomes Most Expensive Car at $52 Million
Scientists find source of massive eruption felt centuries ago around the globe


5 VIDEOS + Just Dance


Thx for sharing Reever! (ignore vid title, this guy rocks)



















Do Something Romantic this Weekend! Or not.


guy proposes at baseball game woman gives camera the finger The Shirk Report   Volume 234