December 6, 2013 at 9:41 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 243

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

*for email subscribers: If you visit the direct link to the shirk report in your web browser (by clicking the blue, underlined title), the videos will play properly and images will appear immediately under the text rather than opening in a new window!

 

25 IMAGES

Dear Santa, How are you? I’m good | link to requested product
Poetry in motion | The exact opposite
This is what happens when snow covers a parking lot
Delicious timelapse of a plaited loaf
The deadliest of all wind instruments
BATH TIME!!!11!1!
This guy’s mom didn’t know how to take a screenshot so she scanned her phone instead
*Bonus feature* people will think you are insane
Seems excessive
Work with what you got
Let it go dude
Well the important thing is that you scored
Trambampoline!
Nothing to see here
Divers hired for ‘dead body retrieval’ find cook who survived 3 days under sea in shipwrecked air bubble
Confetti Kamikaze
When blue whales feed
Time for some lava
This was spotted at a research lab
Mega drift
Sorcery!
Or else…
Don’t let the errorists win
Tail trolling
And that concludes another glorious week *wink*
 

10 ARTICLES

Reuters Most Striking Photos of 2013 (Warning: some are graphic)
Snowden and Greenwald: The Men Who Leaked the Secrets
The 14 Habits of Highly Miserable People
The World Behind a Simple Shirt in Five Chapters
Police kill someone in Iceland for the first time ever
Walmart Is Selling Banksy’s “Destroy Capitalism” Print
The Evolution of the College Library in Pictures
Get Busy: Pharrell’s Productivity Secrets
NSA tracking cellphone locations worldwide, Snowden documents show
Nelson Mandela’s Epitaph, in His Own Words (thx for sharing Gilchrist!)

 

5 VIDEOS

 

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Everyone including the pilots survived 🙂

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crush leaves everyday

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HEAR’S TO TEH WEEKEND!

 

every time you make a typo the errorists win The Shirk Report   Volume 243