Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

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25 IMAGES

– CARROTS!!! I MEAN, FRIDAY!!!!!
– How I park my bike
– The world’s largest hula hoop
– BREAKING NEWS! *LIVE*
– Dentist jokes
– A remote view of a kid trying to access his Dad’s tablet
– Take a seat
– “I can’t even”
– Spotted in the laundry room of an apartment building
– Lighting up an oil well
– Leno and Letterman – 1979
– How to tease Leo | How to rattle Ryan
– When radiologists take a selfie
– Duck—and slide
– This chew toy is awesome
– This Prof is never in his office. To further confuse things, he put up this giant poster on his door
– Double catch
– Would you like some hair with that?
– It’s like a cartoon friendship
– He is the chosen one | actual proof name is legit
– In Singapore, the elderly and disabled can ‘tap’ for longer crossing time
– This squirrel looks like he’s holding a miniature gun
– You know those adorable selfies with cute animals? It doesn’t always work out
– Well you’re staying at a rotary phone for starters
– And for my final number

 

10 ARTICLES

– The Untold Story Of Larry Page’s Incredible Comeback
– The Invention of the Chilean Sea Bass (thx for sharing @Chris_R_Wong!)
– A Eulogy for Twitter
– How to Win at Rock-Paper-Scissors
– Game of Thrones: How Airlines Woo the One Percent
– The Great Works of Software
– Almost half of homeless men had traumatic brain injury in their lifetime
– A Brief History of Exploding Whales (Warning: graphic)
– Squatters in Venezuela’s 45-Story ‘Tower of David’ (thx for sharing Sutin!)
– World War I in Photos: Part 1 of 10
 

5 VIDEOS + a piano

 

 

Thx for sharing Mr. Coats!