Sep 12, 2014

The Shirk Report – Volume 282


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to



Nope | Nope again
This is what happens when you put two Aunt Jemima boxes side by side
This dog has an interesting sitting position
How to fish with rocks
In case of accident
Expires in 3 weeks
Just one of those days
Remember those weird lawn ornaments in Sky Mall mags? | This was spotted during recent flood in Arizona
Picture had me confused
For serious toasters only
How to deal with tattoo regret
That’s what friends are for
Some dogs hate baths | Some dogs love them
Did you know some churches now hand out pre-packaged communions?
And that someone found Hulk Hogan’s long lost brother?
She thought she could make the jump and keep her shoes dry
Mel Brooks wore a prosthetic sixth finger when leaving his hand prints on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week
No Hipsters
“Break it up you guys”
Please sir may I have another?
If you’re going to have an outdoor shower, might as well have a palm tree too
This dog just won a costume contest
Someone affixed a laser pointer to their cat’s head. They are now occupied for life
Feel good move of the week | +1 | -1 | aaaaand back to even



Yelp can manipulate ratings, court rules
How One Kenyan Tribe Produces The World’s Best Runners
Woman of 24 found to have no cerebellum in her brain
Why The U.S. Chills Its Eggs And Most Of The World Doesn’t
The Revolutionary Technique That Quietly Changed Machine Vision Forever
Three Short Walks Reverse Harmful Effects Of 3 Hours Of Prolonged Sitting
The Awful Reign of the Red Delicious
This is the most detailed map yet of our place in the universe
Australia’s Massive Feral Rabbit Problem
China’s Island Factory (Thanks for sharing Staff!)












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