Sep 25, 2015

The Shirk Report – Volume 336


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to



When you realize it’s Friday but you still have a full day of work ahead of you
Father of the year
Grandma printed another Facebook photo
That one owl has seen some things
This is what I call an acceptable level of deception
He calls it the ‘barrage’
The trap has been set
How to keep track of your turtle when cleaning its tank
RIP Timmy, 2015
Bang! Bang!
He’s never been scared a day in his life
His dog ran away, after searching the neighborhood for hours, he came home to this
Changing a bulb at an IMAX theatre
Dogs are the best
Cats are the worst
Enjoying the moment
Nailed it
That’s not an issue, that’s a feature
This guy came prepared
When you can’t believe what you just heard
This. is. ENGINE RING!
The look | This shimmy | The humanity
“Where are you?”, ‘Just look out for my calculator’
He carries it everywhere

Until next week—a parting thought from Calvin


The Smartest Building in the World
The Importance of Donald Trump
What Technology Can’t Change About Happiness
Yogi Berra, 1925-2015
The Case for More Traffic Roundabouts
‘Happy Birthday’ Song Copyright Ruled to Be Invalid
Meet the Man NASA Paid $18,000 to Lie in Bed For 70 Days Straight
Your body is surrounded by clouds of skin and fart bacteria (thx for sharing Tanveer!)
Whatever Happened to German America?
How (and Why) SpaceX Will Colonize Mars

5 VIDEOS + bagpipes
















engine ring (3)