Oct 23, 2015

The Shirk Report – Volume 340


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com



This should occupy him for the afternoon
Shout out to this Church’s wifi network
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield
Smarten up
You too
The name’s Pond
$4 a ride, got it
I don’t care for bubbles
You know you’re getting old when
This hot sauce’s first ingredient is another hot sauce
Now that’s precise
I know that look
When everyone in your family is good at carving but you
At first I thought they were holding hands and that this guy was wearing a wedding dress
The sun has slowly altered this sign’s message
This finance tracking app has the best icon ever
Back off human
Trust me it’s there
The Minister of Silly Walks’ dog
Poetic justice
Dear Diary
Until next week



Why ‘Mom’ and ‘Dad’ Sound So Similar in So Many Languages
Untangling the Overlapping Conflicts in the Syrian War
What Really Happened at That Company That Set a $70,000 Minimum Wage
The Strangers in Your Brain
10 pieces of financial advice for my newborn son
Should You Be Allowed to Invest in a Lawsuit?
26 top bankers in Iceland sent to prison for role in financial crisis
2015’s Most Terrifying Last-Minute DIY Halloween Costumes
A Beginner’s Guide to the Synth
How Friendships Change in Adulthood




Thx for sharing Mr. Lalonde!



Pranking bike thieves



It’s a sousaphone



Attempt #1986584

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The Falafel King



Recreating the Jurassic World Trailer on a £50 Budget





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