March 4, 2016 at 9:21 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 359

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

25 IMAGES

Friday!
*doink
He is the one
When you don’t have the right candles, improvise
Request granted
WORST
I always thought the bricks were just different colours
When you just want to chill but you live in an infomercial
“I’d like to thank the Academy”
“Congratulations, you played yourself” – DJ Khaled
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How to get your dog to look at the camera
Best necklace ever
Lemonade 2.0
Make laundry fun again
Without instruction, slip and slides are open to misinterpretation
Beware: Bike thieves are now putting tape over pre-cut bike stands
This store
This Craigslist ad
Has anyone seen my carrot?
Make wiring fun again
What am I, chopped liver?
“His arrival was foretold in Ancient murals”
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

Inside the Cunning, Unprecedented Hack of Ukraine’s Power Grid
Our Hemisphere’s Temperature Just Reached a Terrifying Milestone
Curiosity Depends on What You Already Know
Let me translate my emails for you
Career Advice No One Tells You
Forbes 2016 World’s Billionaires: Meet The Richest People On The Planet
Life and Death in the App Store
The Robots are Coming for Wall Street
The Big Search to Find Out Where Dogs Come From
The rise of American authoritarianism

 

5 VIDEOS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HERE’S TO A DELICIOUS WEEKEND

 

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