Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

– Friday!
– This pilot’s Halloween costume
– “Cousin gave birth on Halloween night. This was the doc during the delivery”
– The story behind the gif
– When you celebrate too early
– I never say when
– Pumpkin’s final revenge
– Goodnight mooon
– If you look up ‘forlorn’ in the dictionary you would see this dog
– Also a great listener
– Experienced sandwiches only
– Welp, might as well do some laps now
– Fact
– All hyphens matter
– Ditto for vampires
– Who did this
– When my cat sits in this clear flower pot I feel compelled to do what he says
– Wait for it
– Okay last Halloween pic until next year
– Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

– Jeff Bezos’s Path to Becoming the Richest Person on Earth
– A Pill to Make Exercise Obsolete
– I Forgot My PIN’: An Epic Tale of Losing $30,000 in Bitcoin (thx for sharing Ty Smith!)
– A Very Old Man for a Wolf
– ‘Unbelievable’: Heart Stents Fail to Ease Chest Pain
– The iPhone X Is the Beginning of the End for Apple
– The Sticky, Untold Story of Cinnabon
– What Life Is Like Inside WeWork’s Communal Housing Project
– There’s precedent for Amazon competing with so many companies. It doesn’t end well.
– What is your biggest regret?

 

5 VIDEOS + Seth Rogan’s laugh