Nov 3, 2017

The Shirk Report – Volume 446



Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to



This pilot’s Halloween costume
“Cousin gave birth on Halloween night. This was the doc during the delivery”
The story behind the gif
When you celebrate too early
I never say when
Pumpkin’s final revenge
Goodnight mooon
If you look up ‘forlorn’ in the dictionary you would see this dog
Also a great listener
Experienced sandwiches only
Welp, might as well do some laps now
All hyphens matter
Ditto for vampires
Who did this
When my cat sits in this clear flower pot I feel compelled to do what he says
Wait for it
Okay last Halloween pic until next year
Until next week



Jeff Bezos’s Path to Becoming the Richest Person on Earth
A Pill to Make Exercise Obsolete
I Forgot My PIN’: An Epic Tale of Losing $30,000 in Bitcoin (thx for sharing Ty Smith!)
A Very Old Man for a Wolf
‘Unbelievable’: Heart Stents Fail to Ease Chest Pain
The iPhone X Is the Beginning of the End for Apple
The Sticky, Untold Story of Cinnabon
What Life Is Like Inside WeWork’s Communal Housing Project
There’s precedent for Amazon competing with so many companies. It doesn’t end well.
What is your biggest regret?


5 VIDEOS + Seth Rogan’s laugh















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