Aug 24, 2018

The Shirk Report – Volume 488



Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to



If you could fill your trunk with anything what would it be?
How I go down waterslides
How I jump off diving boards
A most accurate Venn diagram
Let it be known
This mini golf course by the pier uses biodegradable balls and the 18th hole goes straight into the ocean
Texts from your boss
Here’s a standing double backflip
Proposing to your girlfriend who happens to be a tattoo artist
Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good
I’m 100% sure this cat knows Kung Fu
Vox populi
It took more than a century but the animal crackers are no longer caged
When the wind hits the ceiling of this beach bar in Greece
Maho Beach, Sint Maarten
Kung Fu cat’s owner
Your weekly, ‘dogs are the best’, reminder
Until next week



The Untold Story of NotPetya, the Most Devastating Cyberattack in History
Scientists Stunned By a Neanderthal Hybrid Discovered in a Siberian Cave
Fighting the Vanilla Thieves of Madagascar
Man returns to bank he robbed 60 years ago for champagne lunch (thx for sharing Lalonde!)
An Oral History of ‘GoldenEye 007’ on the N64
We All Live In Parasocial Hell
This Security Guard Filmed All His Farts for Six Months and Went Viral
Happy Children Do Chores
Paul Singer, Doomsday Investor
Why Prosperity Has Increased but Happiness Has Not


5 VIDEOS + Aretha















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