Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

– Friday!
– If you could fill your trunk with anything what would it be?
– How I go down waterslides
– How I jump off diving boards
– A most accurate Venn diagram
– Let it be known
– This mini golf course by the pier uses biodegradable balls and the 18th hole goes straight into the ocean
– Texts from your boss
– Hmmm
– Here’s a standing double backflip
– Proposing to your girlfriend who happens to be a tattoo artist
– Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good
– I’m 100% sure this cat knows Kung Fu
– Vox populi
– It took more than a century but the animal crackers are no longer caged
– When the wind hits the ceiling of this beach bar in Greece
– Maho Beach, Sint Maarten
– Kung Fu cat’s owner
– Your weekly, ‘dogs are the best’, reminder
– Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

– The Untold Story of NotPetya, the Most Devastating Cyberattack in History
– Scientists Stunned By a Neanderthal Hybrid Discovered in a Siberian Cave
– Fighting the Vanilla Thieves of Madagascar
– Man returns to bank he robbed 60 years ago for champagne lunch (thx for sharing Lalonde!)
– An Oral History of ‘GoldenEye 007’ on the N64
– We All Live In Parasocial Hell
– This Security Guard Filmed All His Farts for Six Months and Went Viral
– Happy Children Do Chores
– Paul Singer, Doomsday Investor
– Why Prosperity Has Increased but Happiness Has Not

 

5 VIDEOS + Aretha