November 9, 2018 at 2:34 pm

The Shirk Report – Volume 499

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
The best, worst sneak attack ever
Tight
Not only accurate, but sounds like batman
A security door—with a built-in ladder..
Frustrated college prof trying to get through to today’s youth
If you shift your gaze ever so slightly you can make this train go in either direction
Heard you were talking $#%!
When you have no comeback and just have to hand it your kid
The back of this truck has a decal that makes it look transparent
This Jesus statue in Poland also provides Internet to nearby villages
Old school ingenuity
When you ask a ninja to pass you the water bottle
If unicorns aren’t real then how do you explain this?
Who remembers this letdown as a kid?
This guy’s neighbor has life-size figures of Mike and Sully in his window and I’m all for it
Wait, is this actually a thing?
Just gonna crack this walnut, one sec
This is called a fore-edge painting
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

What if the Placebo Effect Isn’t a Trick?
If Everyone Left the International Space Station
None of the Best Comedies on TV Would Exist Without ‘King of the Hill’
Dutch man, 69, starts legal fight to identify as 20 years younger
The Curse of the Honeycrisp Apple
The American Grandmaster Who Could Become World Champion
Google in China: When ‘Don’t Be Evil’ Met the Great Firewall
Where Your Wool Comes From
How Did the World’s Smallest Flightless Bird Get to Inaccessible Island?
A head to head debate on free will

 

5 VIDEOS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MAY YOUR WEEKEND BE FULL OF NOSE BREATHS

 

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