January 18, 2019 at 1:56 pm

The Shirk Report – Volume 509

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
When they told him glasses weren’t allowed outside
Mom: Level 3000
That’s a shame
How to quickly sort chopsticks
Dance like nobody’s watching
Arguing online.. in real life
Don’t make eye contact kids
His friend fell asleep at the library so he left a copy of 50 Shades of Grey beside him
Detailed map of Super Bowl wins by country
Did he just?
And did that guy just?
Yes, yes they did
When you accidentally sneeze mid-panoramic
An accurate pie chart on showering
I’m not even mad, that’s amazing
These are the times we’re living in
This store sign
These grandmothers that were asked to be ‘flower girls’
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

Facebook’s ’10 Year Challenge’ Is Just a Harmless Meme—Right?
A Salute To John Bogle, A Real People’s Hero
The Route of a Text Message
Why is the night sky dark?
What People Actually Say Before They Die
dropgangs, or the future of darknet markets
Goodbye, Mid-Range Jump Shot
Climber David Lama Summits Nepal’s Tallest Unclimbed Peak
This Woman Just Biked at 184 MPH to Smash the Bicycle Speed Record
How a Stroke Turned a 63-Year-Old Into a Rap Legend

 

5 VIDEOS + Dad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ALEXA, TELL SIRI TO HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

 

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