May 3, 2019 at 2:33 pm

The Shirk Report – Volume 524

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
“Just bought my first ever fake eyelashes”
Dear Diary, today I was this tired
When you find the spot | yeap that’s the one
Yeah it’s called later tonight
Well sorry for your diarrhea
Wood you look at that? | I can’t beleaf it
That one person in every spin class
Who knew paper cuts could be satisfying
She wasn’t ready for the drop
SHOTS FIRED
I mean I see where she’s coming from
To critique street art
Would you rather swim with these guys? | Or fly with them?
Had to watch this a couple times
Bro..
These two are gonna be trouble
How is this so accurate
Sex is cool but
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

Welcome to Shanghai, the capital of the future
The Dead May Outnumber the Living on Facebook in 50 Years
How This One Font Took Over The World
This scientist thinks she has the key to curb climate change: super plants
Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Mysterious Author
The $70 billion quest for a good night’s sleep
How a poker expert made his fortune — one cent at a time
The Most Exciting Thing About Smartphones Isn’t Here Yet
The Guy Who ‘Beat’ SimCity 3000
Why are so many people getting rare cancers in this small Georgia town?

 

5 VIDEOS + swinging

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CHEERS TO THE WEAKENED

 

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