10 Hilarious Posts About Being Pregnant
by Matthew Gilligan
Ladies…we salute you.
You put up with a lot and when you are pregnant, you REALLY have to put up with a lot.
So, in honor of all of you, here are some funny posts about the realities of pregnancy.
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Do you ever just feel like a rotisserie chicken? pic.twitter.com/tJI3I2cF9E
— Madi Ford (@Madiford2) June 30, 2018
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My wife allowed me a say in our pregnancy announcement and now regrets it from funny
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My 39-week pregnant wife went to the store to “get stuff for dinner”. This is what she came home with from funny
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My wife is pregnant and she thought it would be funny to take a picture of our dog’s feet looking like they are her’s… from funny
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My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog. from aww
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Well it finally happened in my 8th month of pregnancy, I just sat on a man’s hand and bag when he wouldn’t move them off the last spare seat on the bus. We’re now sharing a very quiet ride.
— Brydie Lee-Kennedy (@BrydieLK) September 4, 2018
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(I am 6 months pregnant)
Me after ordering my coffee:
Stranger at Starbucks: you know you should be drinking decaf when you’re pregnant.
Me: I’m… not pregnant.
Stranger: (horrified) I am so, so sorry!
And that’s what you get for giving unsolicited advice.
— Jax ⚡️Philosopher Queen (@Diamond_Jax) August 2, 2019
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5 Stages of Pregnancy:
1: Crying
2: Peeing
3: Crying because you peed
4: Peeing because you’re crying
5: The toilet is your home now
— Sam (@SufficientCharm) April 24, 2017