Parents…these tweets are for you and only you.

Because they are all about the parenting game…and they’re HILARIOUS.

So forget about your rugrats for a few minutes and have some laughs via the funny folks of Twitter.

1. Are you up for this challenge?

Sounds impossible…

My wife and I are starting an Escape Room franchise where groups of strangers have to get our 3 kids under age 5 dressed and out of the room in one hour

— The Dad (@thedad) November 11, 2022

2. Good one!

They’re really in for it…

Last week a friend told me she’s looking forward to her toddler turning 3 because she’s tired of the defiant stage. I’m still laughing.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) November 11, 2022

3. This is great.

And she’s probably right.

we heard a loud beep in McDonald's and my daughter asked if it was their ice cream machine flatlining

— 🚀🎅Dad Missile Toeing🎅🚀 (@raoulvilla) November 15, 2022

4. It’s been all downhill…

We wish you luck.

Me before and after kids pic.twitter.com/FdDeg3mYOP

— 🎁🎄Mommeh Cheerest🎄🎁 (@mommeh_dearest) November 10, 2022

5. Like a crazy person on the street.

Snap out of it!

Parenthood is walking around your house mumbling “what the fuck is that” over and over

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 4, 2022

6. No fun at all.

You gotta start waking up at 3 a.m.

My kids and I play this fun game where I wake up early to enjoy a coffee alone and they wake up earlier to make sure that I don’t

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) November 2, 2022

7. Who knew?

Well, that’s a bummer.

before becoming a parent i didn't know i could ruin someone's life by providing them with food, water, juice, clothes, entertainment and shelter for free.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 8, 2022

8. She needs a break.

How dare you?!?!

Thoughts and prayers for my 12-year-old.

I asked her to replace the toilet paper roll and now she's now in tears because she has to do everything around here.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 16, 2022

9. That would be nice.

Get to the point!

Kids should come with a “skip intro” button for their stories

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) November 8, 2022

10. And off you go!

Gonna be a long trip…

I told my toddler that she could only pack the essentials so she filled two suitcases, one with socks and the other with stuffed animals

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 11, 2022

11. Get lost!

Well, hopefully…

8-year-old: We had a a substitute bus driver.

Me: How'd that go?

8: Bad. I was hoping she didn't know the way to school.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 15, 2022

12. Shredded to pieces.

Now it’s time to cry.

my six year old wanted me to pretend to be her mom and i said “i am your mom” and she said “but like, a cool young fun mom”

im glad i tore up my body to birth her just to get shredded to pieces like that

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) November 9, 2022

13. Close is good enough.

What other choice do you have?

Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) November 8, 2022