It’s one thing to say something totally off the wall knowing that you’re being silly – and something else altogether to be so clueless about something that you post it online in all seriousness.

When people call you out for the second it must be super embarrassing, and if you want to know how embarrassing, these 13 people should be able to tell you.

13. I don’t even know what she was trying to say.

Because I mean…this can’t be it.

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12. No, definitely not.

Also chimps are big and scary.

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11. I’m not sure any advice is going to help.

Bless their heart.

10. Stop it.

I had to read that a few times to sound it out.

9. It could go either way.

It’s still a compliment.

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8. They didn’t even make the correction.

Does that make this better or worse?

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7. Birdseed, do you think?

Or maybe an oat?

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6. That does sound inconvenient.

And also painful.

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5. This made me laugh so hard.

It will never not be funny.

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4. Yes.

Well, that’s the way it’s spelled.

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3. It’s only for beans.

Apparently.

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2. Definitely stealing this one.

I literally just choked on my drink.

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1. I hate a sour crowd.

Eating them is the only answer.

Sour crowd from BoneAppleTea

I cannot with people, y’all.

I mean, what can you do except love them?