October 25, 2024 at 10:49 am

When A Man’s Tire Is Clamped With A Wheel Lock, He Superglues The Lock To Teach Them A Lesson. So They End Having To Destroy Their Own Equipment To Remove It.

by Benjamin Cottrell

Source: Canva/ภาพของ Chakrapong Worathat, Reddit/PettyRevenge

Anyone who’s ever pushed their luck with a parking meter knows the horror of finding your precious tires clamped.

But when one man found himself in that exact situation, his quick thinking and a bit of superglue turned an annoying inconvenience into a sweet victory.

Read on for this tale of petty revenge.

Wheel Clamper Revenge

Yes, I pushed my luck and went over the allocated time on a pre-purchased ticket in a busy area and I ended up with my car being wheel clamped.

Knowing at the time that police were not willing to get involved in the rights or wrongs of clamping, I had to think on my feet.

Fortunately, I had a few hours to kill.

They put their time to good use.

My solution was to first check for video cameras, then drop into a hardware store and buy a single little 1ml tube of superglue.

Somehow this ended up inside the lock of the wheel clamp, whoops!

Before long, the crew arrived to find the parker’s handiwork.

Called the clamping company in order to pay the small fortune to recover my vehicle, they send a shaved ape with his son to smugly remove the clamp.

Much poking, grunting and primate noises ensued, eventually resulting in them declaring the lock to be beyond saving.

Oh dear! I have paid them many dollars to have my vehicle released, and they are not doing so.

So they escalated the issue.

Time to get the police involved!

Plod eventually appears, I tell my story, show my receipt for moneys paid and demand the clamping company release my precious vehicle.

The plan works like a charm.

Police, having better things to do with their time, insist that the clampers immediately remove the offending boot, they try to complain but the 5-0 are having none of it.

Standing there watching them have to cut off and destroy the clamp while threatening them with legal action if they damaged any part of my wheel, that was one on the most satisfying moments of my entire life.

Luckily clamping is now illegal in my state, good news!

It seems the clampers bit off a bit more than they could chew.

What did Reddit think?

This parker’s guardian angels were really looking out for them one day.

Source: Reddit/Petty Revenge

This redditor has another tip for the parkers of the world.

Source: Reddit/Petty Revenge

This commenter doesn’t have a good grasp on the rules of clamping.

Source: Reddit/Petty Revenge

Sometimes to get your way you just need a little leverage.

Reddit/Petty Revenge

As the clamp came off in pieces, so did any remaining smugness from the crew.

Never mess with someone armed with superglue and a will of steel.

If you liked this post, check out this story about an employee who got revenge on a co-worker who kept grading their work suspiciously low.

Benjamin Cottrell | Assistant Editor, Internet Culture

Benjamin Cottrell is an Assistant Editor and contributing writer at TwistedSifter, specializing in internet culture, viral social dynamics, and the moral complexities of online communities. He brings a highly analytical, editorial voice to his reporting on workplace conflicts, malicious compliance, and interpersonal drama, with a specific focus on nuanced stories that lack an obvious villain.

As a published author of rhetorical criticism, Benjamin leverages his academic background in human communication to dissect and elevate viral social media threads. Instead of simply summarizing events, he provides readers with balanced, deep-dive commentary into why the internet reacts the way it does. In addition to his cultural reporting, he is an experienced fine art photography essayist and video game reviewer.

When he isn’t analyzing the latest viral debates, Benjamin is usually chipping away at his extensive video game backlog, hunting down the best new restaurants, or out exploring the city with a camera in hand.

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