April 2, 2025 at 4:49 am

He Was Driving By A Chuck E. Cheese, And He Had To Stop When He Had A Childhood-Crushing Realization

by Ben Auxier

TikTok/sooperbeasto

A man parked outside of a Chuck E. Cheese

If you’re a fan of the podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me, you likely already know the devastating fact this man just found out.

But if you aren’t, I’m going to need you to sit down.

Prepare to take in this childhood-shifting realization from TikTok user @sooperbeasto:

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A man parked outside of a Chuck E. Cheese

“You’re telling me all this time…” he says, his car parked across the street, presumably to regain his composure before being safe to drive again.

TikTok/sooperbeasto

A man parked outside of a Chuck E. Cheese

“Chuck E. Cheese stood for Charles Entertainment Cheese?”

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A man parked outside of a Chuck E. Cheese

“The ****?”

@sooperbeasto

Chuck E.’s government name?? #chuckecheese

♬ original sound – Beasto

Is he in some kind of legal trouble?

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Maybe he’s trying to seem more legitimate?

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It’s been a long evolution.

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Some have other suggestions:

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I guess even our animatronic pizza rats have to grow up eventually.

If you liked that story, check out this one about a 72-year-old woman was told by her life insurance company that her policy was worthless because she’d paid for 40 years. 🙁