June 21, 2025 at 10:48 am

Their Apartment Building Wouldn’t Fix The Workout Equipment, So They Pretended To Be A New Client So They Could Ask Tough Questions

by Ben Auxier

Tyson Blatter at his apartment

TikTok/t_blatt

Sometimes it feels like the only language someone speaks is money.

So speaking money, or the promise thereof, is a great way to make them listen. Like in this case from TikTok user @t_blatt:

Tyson Blatter at his apartment

TikTok/t_blatt

“When your apartment ignores your maintenance requests to fix the treadmills…” reads the caption.

Tyson Blatter at his apartment

TikTok/t_blatt

“…so you pretend to be a potential client and schedule a tour to ask what their plan is.”

Tyson Blatter at his apartment

TikTok/t_blatt

Very sneaky, indeed.

@t_blatt

“Oh we had no idea!!” “Crazy none of your tenants said anything 😀”

♬ Assumptions (slowed down version) – Sam Gellaitry

Terminology can be pretty tricky.

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You could always take a different route.

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Public pressure does a lot.

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“Luxury” is a relative term, I suppose.

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Personally I’d use the broken treadmill as an everlasting excuse to not work out, but that’s just me.

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