October 28, 2025 at 3:47 am

Retail Employee Chats With Their Sweet Older Coworker About Black Friday, And She Delivers A Hilarious One-Liner About Shoppers

by Heather Hall

Random items including a laptop and money clip advertising a black Friday sale

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Sometimes, the people you work with are the only reason the job is bearable.

Imagine having an older coworker who seems like the sweetest, friendliest person in the store, until she casually drops the funniest, most brutally honest line about customers you’ve ever heard.

Would you be too shocked to respond? Or would you laugh right along with her?

In the following story, a coworker recounts a hilarious conversation she had about working on Black Friday.

Here’s what happened.

Your coworkers make the job.

One of my coworkers is a very friendly older lady (upwards of 65) who is so sweet and loves to chat with both employees and customers.

She can be a little kooky, but most everybody loves her because she’s so nice.

Anyway, I recently had this conversation with her about the upcoming holiday season:

Her: Do you think I need to request to work on Black Friday, or do you think I’ll just get scheduled because everyone else wants it off?

Me: You want to work on Black Friday?

Apparently, Black Friday is entertaining for the older lady.

Her: Yeah, I love working on Black Friday! But I didn’t get to last year.

Me: I guess it is kind of exciting, huh?

Her: Oh, I just love watching the stupid people run around like chickens trying to save $3!

And then she just patted my shoulder and left the break room, cackling her head off.

Too funny! Most people don’t want to work on a hectic holiday weekend.

Let’s see what the readers over at Reddit have to say about working on Black Friday.

Here’s someone who aspires to be like the older lady.

Black Friday 3 Retail Employee Chats With Their Sweet Older Coworker About Black Friday, And She Delivers A Hilarious One Liner About Shoppers

For this person, it reminds them of their own coworker.

Black Friday 2 Retail Employee Chats With Their Sweet Older Coworker About Black Friday, And She Delivers A Hilarious One Liner About Shoppers

According to this comment, that type of language coming from an older woman is funny.

Black Friday 1 Retail Employee Chats With Their Sweet Older Coworker About Black Friday, And She Delivers A Hilarious One Liner About Shoppers

Yet another person who was reminded of a coworker.

Black Friday Retail Employee Chats With Their Sweet Older Coworker About Black Friday, And She Delivers A Hilarious One Liner About Shoppers

What a wholesome story!

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Heather Hall | Contributing Writer, Life & Drama

Heather Hall is a contributing writer for TwistedSifter specializing in internet culture, workplace conflict, and viral customer service stories. With over a decade of editorial experience in digital publishing, Heather excels at curating trending online discussions and providing insightful commentary on the daily dramas that capture the internet's attention.

Since beginning her career in 2011, she has developed deep expertise in SEO-driven digital content, having written for a wide array of publications covering lifestyle, business, and travel. At TwistedSifter, Heather focuses on synthesizing complex social media threads into engaging, highly readable narratives that highlight the human element of viral news.

When she isn’t analyzing the latest internet discourse, Heather is a dedicated mother of three sons who takes family gaming nights entirely too seriously—whether she is dominating in Mario Kart, exploring The Legend of Zelda, or jumping into Roblox.

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