“She Actually Said It!”: Teen Mortified After Mom Uses Outrageous Excuse to Pull Her Out of School

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It isn’t uncommon for a teenager to want to leave school early to do some type of activity with friends, and usually parents won’t allow it.
What would you do if you called your mom from school asking for her to let you leave early so you could go to the mall with friends, but she said she would only do it if the excuse she gave the school was that the daughter pooped her pants?
That is what happened to the teen girl in this story, so she called her mom’s bluff and said to do it. Unfortunately for her, Mom wasn’t bluffing, and now the girl had to act as if she soiled herself to the school office.
I love this story and how well it all worked out in the end. Read through the full details below and see if you think Mom did the right thing.
Want to leave school early for a concert? Ok I can make that happen
This true story is a family tale that usually gets told around the holidays each year for a laugh. It involves my sister and my mom, who happens to have a good sense of humor. My sister? Not so much.
Catering to kids like this is a big mistake.
To give you some context, my sister used to be VERY dramatic and vengeful, meaning if she didn’t get her way the whole family suffered her teenage wrath.
So, sometimes my parents found that was just easier to give her what she wanted, hence my favorite MC story.
It would be fun to go see your favorite band.
Over 10+ years back, my older sister was a senior in high school and was very popular. She arrives at school on a Friday morning and she learns that most of her friends took the day off to go to LARGE mall where one of their favorite singers was going to be signing autographs.
Her and her other friend decide they’ll also leave school to join their friends at the mall. So, my sister walks to the school office where she calls my mom at home (she didn’t have a cell phone yet) and asks my mom if she can call the school in a few minutes and make up some excuse so she can leave to go to the mall.
What? Mom is a legend.
My mom said absolutely not and then they argued back and forth enough that my mom finally goes “ok, I’ll call the school and get you out…..but I’m going to tell them you have to go home because you pooped yourself.”
We’ll ladies and gentlemen, my sister 100% did not believe my sweet mom would actually do this and said “yeah, sure fine.” And hangs up and heads back to class.
Mom actually did it. I love it.
Not 10 minutes later the school security guard comes RUNNING into my sisters class saying “Hi Mrs. Teacher, I need SISTER to come with me right now.”
My sister gets up and walks to the hallways where the security guest has a jacket for her and says “you can tie this around your waist.”
She has to play along, or she’ll miss the band.
My sister tells me this is the moment she DIED. She had called my mom’s bluff and she lost.
And now to keep up with the act she had to play the game to be able to go to the mall. She said she turned bright red and tied the sweater around her waist and walked back to the office.
This just keeps getting better.
At the office, one of the female school office workers had a pair of gym shorts for her and told her “it’s ok these things happen.” And gave her a bag to put her pants in and the shorts to change into.
So now my sister reluctantly goes into the bathroom and changes into the gym shorts and puts her not soiled pants into the bag.
Mom has no mercy.
Once she leaves the bathroom the office lady tells my sister that when my mom called and told her the situation she also mentioned that unfortunately my mom was busy and my sister would have to walk the 3 blocks home.
So, my sister does her walk of shame home with her backpack and her pants in a bag where she finds my mom totally not busy and laughing hard upon seeing my sister in borrowed gym shorts.
At least she got to see the band.
My sister was NOT happy but whatever, she did end up meeting up her friends at the mall but decided not to tell them what it took to get there. Bad choice on her part because boy oh boy do school employees talk.
Come the following week my sister hears whispers about her being the “poop girl” and while she tried her best to squash the rumors, for the rest of the year she was known at the girl who pooped her pants, which thank goodness helped take her down a teenage angst peg.
10 out of 10 parenting here. She taught her daughter a valuable lesson, while creating a story that will last a lifetime.
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Here is a parent who wants to do this to their kid.

Stories like this always get out somehow, though.

Maybe this coworker should call the boss directly in the future.

The story that just keeps on giving.

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This person loves the story.

Mom knew exactly how to teach her daughter a valuable lesson. I’m sure the daughter will never try to call her bluff again, but she still has to live with the story.
I love that no matter how much she tries to tell her classmates that it isn’t true, many of them won’t believe her.
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