Man, gyms are crazy. So crazy and dangerous. That’s why I don’t go to them.

Not because I’m lazy at all. Because I want to avoid unthinkable horrors like the ones spelled out in this video from TikTok user @kodapeters:

“Do not let your partner go to the gym consistently without you or without showing your face there.”

“I just went to the coffee shop, and I saw a girl who I see at the gym almost every day with what I thought was her boyfriend. I mean, this girl, for 40+ minutes every day, will sit on a bench next to this guy while he’s, you know, doing his little thing and chew his ear off. And maybe I haven’t seen them kiss, but might as well.”

“I just saw her with her actual boyfriend at the coffee shop, and I was like, girl, I’m gonna tell on you.”

@kodapeters

Ordered a coffee & instead I got served TEAAA

♬ original sound – dakotapeters

Responses to this approach were mixed.

Like, VERY mixed.

But also, let’s not start treating our partners like suspects all the time, huh?

Apparently this is an industry.

Just join me in never going to the gym, avoid these messes altogether.

If you liked that story, check out this one about a 72-year-old woman was told by her life insurance company that her policy was worthless because she’d paid for 40 years. 🙁