Man Wrote Random Poems In His Little Black Notebook, But His Wife Got Upset When She Learned That He Had Never Written Anything About Her
You can’t rush inspiration, especially if there’s no motivation. (Hey, that rhymes!)
You can’t rush inspiration, especially if there’s no motivation. (Hey, that rhymes!)
Finders keepers sounds nice… until it’s your stuff that’s missing.
That’s the first thing to try.
Turns out petty comes with perfect pitch.
Sometimes being present for your child means being absent from something else.
A disgusting boss is a disgusting retiree.
It’s time for this roommate to put her money where her mouth is.
If someone makes you choose sides, they’ve probably already chosen theirs.
This time, the bully chose the wrong target.
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