Her Boyfriend Wouldn’t Stop Putting His Newspaper In Her Face At Breakfast, So She Stole His Bacon And Said She’d Keep Doing It If He Kept Being Rude
Bacon solves everything.
Bacon solves everything.
Love shouldn’t come with a list of irrational sacrifices.
She just wanted him to show up for her — just once.
Her cats would stay free, and her conscience would stay clear.
She should give him what he wants.
She wanted a partner, not a liability.
It wasn’t about the money — it was about his ego.
This sums him up.
She didn’t skip work to spite him — she did it for her own wellbeing.
Someone’s ruining the relationship alright, but it’s not her.
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