Apr 26, 2012

50 Glorious Moments on Seinfeld

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Nine seasons, 180 episodes and 10 Emmy awards. Seinfeld will undoubtedly go down as one of the greatest television sitcoms of all time. Although the final episode aired almost 15 years ago (May 14, 1998), the show has endured and is now in syndication. One of the great remaining pillars for fans is their wildly entertaining Facebook page.

With over 4.6 million ‘Likes’, the page is a haven for trips down memory lane. Every single day, the Seinfeld page posts a screen grab of the episode that will air that day in syndication (i.e., the show is broadcast on multiple tv stations without going through a broadcast network). The captions that accompany give the Sifter a chuckle on a daily basis.

Below is a collection of 50 glorious moments on Seinfeld, as captured by the Seinfeld Facebook page. I have left the sidebar that shows the likes, comments and date posted as a way of giving them credit for making the screen grabs and captions. Full kudos to the Seinfeld page admins.

Be sure to check them out on Facebook for a daily dose of Seinfeld nostalgia!

 

 

1. “When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you’re busy”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

2. “I’m saying that the spit could not have come from behind… that there had to have been a second spitter!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

3. “May I have one of those madame?

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

4. “This is Steven Koren. His GPA is a solid 2.0! Right in the meaty part of that curve – not showing off, not fallng behind.”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

5. “Let the collecting begin!!!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

6. “Don’t lie to me butter bean. We’re taking it up a notch”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

7. “You think you’re better than me?”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

8. “Is he wearing a cape?” Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape? Who wears a cape? Where do you even get a cape?

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

9. “Feels like an Arby’s night.”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

10. “Well does it say anywhere in the contract about my car being used as a whorehouse? ‘Cause I don’t remember reading that clause either.”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

11. “What’s with the pink lining and the candy stripes?”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

12. “I’ll tell you a little secret about zip codes, they’re meaningless!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

13. “Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities. And so, without further ado, I give you… the candy line-up.”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

14. “For sale: Big… Juicy… Van”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

15. “IT’S A LOT OF GUM!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

16. “Alright! Please, please! I cannot have this constant bickering!… Stress is very damaging to the epidermis!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

17. “Look at these boys. If they were any more Cuban, Castro would’ve smoked them himself.”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

18. “You know, it’s, it’s ‘nure’, which is good. And a ‘ma’ in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, ‘manure’ is actually pretty refreshing.”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

19. “YOU’RE BALD!!!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

20. “This is the new look for the 90s. You’re gonna be the first pirate!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

21. “Back it up, back it up. Beep… beep… beep…”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

22. “That’s your big boy. I don’t give out bites… I got another one… but I’m saving it for later.”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

23. “I am not O’Brien! I am not O’Brien!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

24. “Go ahead smell, smell.”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

25. “G’night Jugdish… Ha Ha Ha Ha”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

26. “You’re supposed to see your face in there! Do you see your face in there?”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

27. “This is so *bleeping* good!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

28. “Assman? Oh, no these don’t belong to me. I’m not the Assman. I think there’s been a mistake.”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

29. “This is the dullest moment I have ever experienced.”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

30. “You shrunk it! You know you shrunk it! Just tell me you shrunk it!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

31. “I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world. His struggle is man’s struggle. He lifts my spirit. He transcends time and space. I love it…”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

32. “You’re in latex…”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

33. “ONCE TWICE THREE SHOOT!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

34. “Well they are more than just underwear to me Mr. Farkus. Two cups in the front, two loops in the back. How do they do it?”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

35. “Hoochie Mama! Hoochie Mama! Hoochie Mama!!!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

36. “Because he’s my butler!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

37. “I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone. Where could I be?”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

38. “I’m sure if we put out three heads together we should come up with something…”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

39. “They took my belt Jerry. I got nothing to hold my pants up.”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

40. “It’s 3D art, computer generate them. Big computers!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

41. “This was supposed to be the ‘Summer of George’”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

42. “You’re Donna Chang?”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

43. “Boxer shorts, ha! Well what brand?”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

44. “Yes, a purse. I carry a purse!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

45. “What’s your read Stan?”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

46. “I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands?”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

47. “Oh that’s terrific… Mulva?”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

48. “Jambalaya!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

49. “George, Festivus is your heritage, it’s part of who you are…”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

50. “HEEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOO!”

 

Photograph and Caption by Seinfeld on Facebook

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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