May 17, 2010

Behold! The Alligator Lopper aka Chainsaw Scissors



Who can resist the allure of chainsaw scissors complete with an alligator emblazoned on the blade? For the uninitiated, loppers are a type of scissors used for pruning twigs and small branches. A typical pair might look like this:

manual lopper Behold! The Alligator Lopper aka Chainsaw Scissors

Now a manual lopper is fine for little sissy branches and twigs that fall to the ground from light gusts of wind. But what about the bigger branches that need to be hacked off? Enter the Alligator Lopper from Black and Decker.

alligator lopper black and decker Behold! The Alligator Lopper aka Chainsaw Scissors

THE ALLIGATOR LOPPER
– Innovative Clamping Jaws Grab and Cut in One Easy Motion
– Patented Scissor Action Makes Cutting Branches Effortless
– 4.5 Amp Motor for Powerful Fast Cutting
– Heavy Duty Cutting Bar and Chain Deliver Fast Cutting of Thick Branches and Logs
– 4″ (10.16 cm) cut capacity for cutting heavy branches too big for manual pruners and loppers

chainsaw scissors Behold! The Alligator Lopper aka Chainsaw Scissors

TECH SPECS
– Amps = 4.5 Amps
– Bar Length = 6″
– Weight = 6.5 lbs (2.95 KG)

alligator pruners Behold! The Alligator Lopper aka Chainsaw Scissors

Surprisingly, Black & Decker only list several uses for the Alligator Lopper:

– Pruning tree branches up to 4″ in diameter
– Cutting branches into manageable pieces
– Cutting of fallen branches after storms

That’s it? I can think of numerous uses beyond silly branches, what about:

pork tenderloin on bbq Behold! The Alligator Lopper aka Chainsaw Scissors
Pork Tenderloin

OR:

pool noodle flotation device Behold! The Alligator Lopper aka Chainsaw Scissors
Noodles

OR:

dexter morgan Behold! The Alligator Lopper aka Chainsaw Scissors
Body parts?

electric lopper Behold! The Alligator Lopper aka Chainsaw Scissors

OM-NOM-NOM-NOM

electric prunters Behold! The Alligator Lopper aka Chainsaw Scissors

Without the alligator on the blade these loppers are fairly useless. Sure it may save some time when you need to cut branches, but how often does one need to do that? As a door prize or raffle draw though… I’ll take two! You can find it for sale online at Black & Decker

om nom nom Behold! The Alligator Lopper aka Chainsaw Scissors





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