June 6, 2014 at 9:49 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 269

by twistedsifter


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com



Wake up it’s Friday!
This guy is ready to party
This guy works for LEGO. Check out his business card | Bateman approves
“Play it cool, act normal”
Look closer
I’ve made a huge mistake
Someone at work tried to photocopy their iPad screen | And the new guy just provided a copy of his passport
Not interested
Come at me bro
“I ain’t afraid of no ghost goat
Bicycle-powered charging station spotted in Paris
A skyscraper in action
Running buddies
– Peak-a-boo: FELINE | CANINE
Double lifts
Bill Murray. Legend
Get it together guys
This, this was poorly planned
This, this is awkward
Slow Down Mister!
Remember last week’s bubble glasses? Bubble boy | Reference
All wet floor signs should be changed to these immediately
Even mannequins can get lazy
Cool phoenix rising light projection
– Please enjoy these five feline high fives: One | Two | Three | Four | Five



This is how old you are
D-day landings scenes in 1944 and now (tap the photo to see them morph)
The cyborg era begins next week at the World Cup
Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don’t respect them | Critiques
Don’t Say Goodbye. Just Ghost.
Would You Pay $1,000 Once to Get Free Beer for Life?
40 maps that explain the internet
Why You Hate Work
Is Pushing Interest Rates To Less Than Zero A Crazy Idea?
The True Story of the Monuments Men


5 VIDEOS + a little goat-ivation
















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