August 22, 2014 at 10:33 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 279

by twistedsifter


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to



– Right in the groin here and here and here and here and here and here.
The exact moment he lost his phone
Now this is next level outsourcing. This is the front desk at a hotel
This spider is killing it
Don’t see this everyday
Meanwhile in Philadelphia
Turning a coin into a ring
– Which one is worse? Exhibit A | Exhibit B
A warning from the future
The metric system
Gramps catching a home run at Wrigley Field
Ice confuses birds
His hair is uplifting
Clever little chair
You call this a door?
In Alaska, Eagles are like pigeons
What up?
One of his sibling’s names is
Just a table saw cutting wood
Your eyebrows are inferior
So much in one capture: an Ostrich/food in mid-flight/crying girl in other car/creeper in the side mirror
Dat ass
Tom Hardy waving at a bridal party while filming The Dark Knight Rises
Just Remember


What two years on Mars has done to the Curiosity Rover
Where the Five-Day Workweek Came From
Stop Refrigerating Your Butter
What happens when you hide everything on Facebook?
The Brazilian Bus Magnate Who’s Buying Up All the World’s Vinyl Records
The Greatest Line Every ‘Simpsons’ Character Ever Delivered
Every Insanely Mystifying Paradox in Physics
Bill Nye Fights Back
A Four Year-Old Reviews the French Laundry
The Strange & Curious Tale of the Last True Hermit








Someone opened a guitar store in New York’s Times Square









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