Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

– Friday!
– When the chef at the lunch buffet makes the final flip on your personalized omelette
– BAHGAWDNO!
– A car crashed into an Arby’s and they put this up the next day
– “My boss and I were in a meeting and he lifted up his jeans to show me his socks”
– When you lack depth perception
– Or spatial awareness
– boop
– The perfect avocado doesn’t exi..
– Tom Hanks’ face is priceless
– When you get hit with that UFO tractor beam
– Your profile pics vs Pics you’re tagged in
– No turning back now
– When your boat has a boat | And your tire is its own vehicle
– The filter kings
– This kid has the coolest cast ever!
– Protect them at all costs
– No matter how upset you are; when you lash out and this happens—it’s hard to keep that same energy
– Let’s get it
– Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

– The Most Expensive Lesson Of My Life: Details of SIM port hack
– The Surprising Truth About Caesar Salad
– The Curse of Genius
– Where are all the trash cans in Japanese Cities?
– How your friends change your habits – for better and worse
– Hyptiotes, a Spider That Makes a Spring-Loaded Web
– Repair Of Iconic ’60s Era Synthesizer Turns Into Long, Strange Trip For Engineer
– A Town Drowned in the Smell of Fish Sauce
– MIT just cracked open an historic time capsule–here’s what was inside
– Beyond the Hype of Lab-Grown Diamonds

 

5 VIDEOS