His Girlfriend Cheated On Him And Told Him To Move Out Before She Got Back From Her Work Trip, So He Bought Noisemakers And Hid Them All Over Her House
by Jayne Elliott
Many people are sad or mad after a breakup, but in today’s story, instead of simply being mad, one man gets revenge!
He didn’t think he’d find out how the revenge played out, but he kept up with a mutual friend who told him everything that happened in the aftermath.
Let’s get all the details…
When your ex tells you to move out while she’s on a work trip because the guy she cheated on you with is moving in, you get very creative moving out.
I did this to an Ex who asked me to move out while she was on a work trip and told me she was coming back with her new boyfriend.
We were still together when she left.
I got these little noisemakers, battery powered ones the size of a quarter that emit sounds at just the right volume that you aren’t sure if you really heard it, so quiet that two people could be sitting in an average sized room and while one can barely hear it the other wouldn’t hear a thing.
They last ages, and fit perfectly in light fixtures and in wall outlets.
Here are more details about how the gadgets work…
I got a box of 20 of them for like $100 on eBay and got so creative all over the house, her car, I even hid them in a boat her father got her (rich family and she grew up sailing).
Now these little gadgets make a noise at complete random intervals, could be minutes, could be hours, could take a whole day off.
They cycle noises like children laughing, a “dying breath” as they called it, a whistle, scratching noises, some other ones I can’t remember but you get the idea.
It was so unpredictable it was near impossible for someone to just figure it out.
He kept up with a mutual friend.
Months go by, I get a new place, get my life back up.
Now we had a few friends in common and one of them I kept up with. They were kinda sour about how she ended things but they had grown up together and kept up the friendship, loosely talking and catching up on occasion.
I never really asked about her, but one day we get to talking and he’s wanting to prank some friends on a camping trip so I tell him about the noisemakers.
The friend immediately knew what OP had done.
As I’m telling him about them he slowly starts making this face, like he’s gradually losing his mind.
He’s got this huge grin on his face and asks me “you put these in (ex) stuff didn’t you!?”
And when I admit he starts laughing hysterically.
The ex’s new boyfriend left because of the noises.
Turns out her new boyfriend had only lasted a few months, and had left telling her that he couldn’t handle whatever was going on with them and their mental states.
Turns out for a while they had both heard things and sometimes only one would hear them, which gave the illusion that something really weird was going on in their heads at different times.
They couldn’t figure it out and eventually he wanted out completely, and having run down all the crazy list of stuff people who are hearing voices would think ended it believing he had been infected with some brain worm the government was putting in vaccines or something like that.
The ex-girlfriend eventually moved out of the house too.
It was amazing,
I hadn’t expected to hear anything about it. I rode that train for weeks.
When it went away I got another hit of that high.
She moved out, told her parents she didn’t want the house and to give it to her brother or sell it. Wouldn’t tell them why.
The revenge was very satisfying.
I always tell people who ask about her that I hold no grudge, and don’t tell them the part where I totally messed with her so bad I overshot the “got her back” stage and hit the blissful state of satisfied with my work.
My wife knows this story by heart because it’s her favorite one to tell.
That is intense revenge, and the ex never even knew what was going on!
Let’s see how Reddit reacted to this story…
This reader wants to buy the same noisemakers.
The ex had to know he’d get some kind of revenge.
This reader would’ve gotten additional revenge…
This reader imagines what the ex probably thought.
That is some serious revenge with some serious consequences!
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