February 15, 2025 at 1:22 am
She Wanted To Learn German By Speaking It Exclusively For Ten Weeks, But Her German-Born Husband Refused To Help
“He says I don’t sound like his wife when I speak German.”
“He says I don’t sound like his wife when I speak German.”
She gestures her left hand in a kind of hitchhiking motion, and the station changes.
“What’s the meaning?” “It’s a boy.”
I think it’s time admit that personal assistant technology has gotten out of hand.
Shop careful, everybody!
“Not for the reasons you think. Not because it’s expired, or defective, or is no good.”
“It’s allegedly not even in your subscriber contract; it’s not even revealed to you until your first bill.”
“I swear they’re doing this on purpose.”
Never do this or anything like this. For the plot or otherwise.
“It has a built-in camera that detects the food you put in and take out.”
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