Nothing ruins an appetite faster than someone else’s inappropriate math.
If you order it, you have to pay for it.
Friends become enemies when they get stuck paying the bill.
The dog didn’t break it; incompetence did.
Someone is going to have to put in more hours or get a better paying job.
Sometimes, revenge is a dish best not served at all.
Moral of the story: If you invite someone to celebrate their birthday, don’t hand them the check with the cake.
One penny can make a big difference.
Sometimes protecting your wallet matters more than protecting the vibe.
Some people who think they know everything actually know nothing.
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