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April 30, 2026 at 3:47 am

His Parents Said He Couldn’t Use His Phone From The Time He Woke Up Until He Showered The Next Day, So He Stuck To The Letter Of The Agreement, But Showered In The Morning Rather Than The Evening

His parents seemed to appreciate that he got one over on him.

April 29, 2026 at 6:35 pm

The School Told Students That They Had To Be Extra Careful About Taking Too Much Food At The Lunch Line, So The Students Started Counting Out Every Piece

Just let the kids eat what they want.

April 29, 2026 at 2:35 pm

He Got A Detention For Skipping Class, And While Serving It, He Found The School Handbook Said The First Time You Skip, You Get A Warning

At least the principal was cool about it.

April 29, 2026 at 10:48 am

The Principal At Her School Said That The Only Way Out Of An Honors English Class She Didn’t Want To Be In Was To Fail, So She Agreed And Stopped Doing The Work

They gave her a way out, and she jumped on it.

April 29, 2026 at 7:47 am

A Friend’s Ex Was Hitting On Her And Asked Her To Make Him A Scarf, So She Talked To The Friend And Finds Out He Hated Bright Colors, Which Prompted Her To Make A Bright And Itchy Scarf

She should have made it clear she wasn’t interested from the beginning.

April 28, 2026 at 9:46 pm

Customer Filed A Complaint About A Store Manager, But Kept Coming To The Store And One Day The Customer Told Him That She Got The Previous Manager Fired Even Though He Was Same Manager

Sometimes it’s better to let a customer believe what they want to believe.

April 28, 2026 at 7:47 am

Customer Tried To Buy Bread With WIC, But Since It Was Not A WIC Approved Bread, The Cashier Explained That She Couldn’t Buy It

That is a good manager, but I do feel bad for the customer.

April 28, 2026 at 12:55 am

Adult Child Tries To Help Their 90-Year-Old Mom With Her iPhone Because She’s Not “Getting Things,” But She Can’t Explain What’s Wrong And Plans To Go To The Store For Help

Man looking out the window as he tries to troubleshoot his mother's phone

At least she tries!

April 23, 2026 at 8:35 am

Their Neighbors Were Very Loud At Night And Refused To Stop, So This Person Is Thinking About Having Their Boyfriend Over To Return The Favor, But That Would Just Escalate The Situation

This is going to get real awkward real quick.

April 17, 2026 at 9:22 am

His Neighbors Complained To The HOA About His Music And Got Him A Fine, So He Made Their Dog Bark, Causing Them To Get A Fine Too

If you file complaints against neighbors, expect them to return the favor.

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His Parents Said He Couldn’t Use His Phone From The Time He Woke Up Until He Showered The Next Day, So He Stuck To The Letter Of The Agreement, But Showered In The Morning Rather Than The Evening

The School Told Students That They Had To Be Extra Careful About Taking Too Much Food At The Lunch Line, So The Students Started Counting Out Every Piece

He Got A Detention For Skipping Class, And While Serving It, He Found The School Handbook Said The First Time You Skip, You Get A Warning

The Principal At Her School Said That The Only Way Out Of An Honors English Class She Didn’t Want To Be In Was To Fail, So She Agreed And Stopped Doing The Work

A Friend’s Ex Was Hitting On Her And Asked Her To Make Him A Scarf, So She Talked To The Friend And Finds Out He Hated Bright Colors, Which Prompted Her To Make A Bright And Itchy Scarf

Customer Filed A Complaint About A Store Manager, But Kept Coming To The Store And One Day The Customer Told Him That She Got The Previous Manager Fired Even Though He Was Same Manager

Customer Tried To Buy Bread With WIC, But Since It Was Not A WIC Approved Bread, The Cashier Explained That She Couldn’t Buy It

Adult Child Tries To Help Their 90-Year-Old Mom With Her iPhone Because She’s Not “Getting Things,” But She Can’t Explain What’s Wrong And Plans To Go To The Store For Help

Their Neighbors Were Very Loud At Night And Refused To Stop, So This Person Is Thinking About Having Their Boyfriend Over To Return The Favor, But That Would Just Escalate The Situation

His Neighbors Complained To The HOA About His Music And Got Him A Fine, So He Made Their Dog Bark, Causing Them To Get A Fine Too

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