May 8, 2009 at 1:33 am

The Friday Shirk Report – May 8, 2009 | Volume 4

by twistedsifter

definition of shirk The Friday Shirk Report   May 8, 2009 | Volume 4

Welcome to the Friday Shirk Report where you will find 25 images, 10 articles and 5 videos from the previous week of sifting. Enjoy!

25 IMAGES
0-60 in 17 seconds
How NOT to spend your advance money + backwards pants bonus = fail
Make love, not war. It was the obvious caption.
Graffiti, stage-left.
The purpose of this is strictly scientific
Something is about to get talon-ed
It’s gut check time
Final Boss on Expert, hang in there little Mac! Volume included
Pew-Pew-Pew
Hand goes up. Hand goes down. Hand goes up. Hand goes down. I’m talking about hers you sicko.
Mah icecapz. Youz melted them.
Ironic sign is ironic
Your lack of perspective disturbs me
The Jurassic Period. Where amazing happened
The Final Stand
Skyline: Cartagena, Columbia
You lookin’ at my sister man?
Impeccable timing
Anyone else see a cat’s face in the mountain?
BK Don’t Play
Now we’re screwed
Here fishey fishey
They’re man’s best friend because they are loyal not smart
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I’m driving my automobile?
Who wins in this epic flow-down?

10 ARTICLES
Invisible Car by Sara Watson
The Swiss have their army knifes. Americans have this
Mowing with goats
Doth my eyes deceive me?
www.mini-britney.com
A tale of two brothers just trying to make it in a $3 billion industry
Cute picture of animals.
The Canteen at Harvard
How not to throw a Jay-Z concert
Final Jeopardy Question: Who is Figwit?

VIDEOS
Where _____ Happens
Where _____ Happens
Where _____ Happens
Where _____ Happens

TEH WINNAR! Spend the day with Megan Fox. I predict this video will have 1.2 billion views by next week.

Here’s to the weekend!

flow down The Friday Shirk Report   May 8, 2009 | Volume 4
Who wins in this epic flow-down?

Please find all previous Friday Shirk Reports below:
Volume I – April 17, 2009
Volume II – April 25, 2009
Volume III – May 1, 2009