Feb 9, 2018

The Shirk Report – Volume 460



Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com



Elon Musk out here living his best life right now
Did I mention he loves Twitter?
– These two just won their respective theme parties: James Bond | Rainforest
You know what’s better than a floof?
Shoulder cat
Every damn time
The title 😂
This Amazon review deserves a Pulitzer
This was designed, reviewed, approved, produced, and installed
Enjoy your Powerball, I just won the avocado lottery
When you snap your board but still have to get home
When you snap your glove and have to spend the rest of the day wondering if anyone saw
What a time to be alive
I like how he casually places his dumbbells (wtf?) down first
A little advice before we go
Until next week



1999 at the movies: The year of living dangerously
The House That Spied on Me
The 14-Year-Old Who Convinced People to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide
A year without food
This simple solution to smartphone addiction is now used in over 600 U.S. schools
Why Paper Jams Persist
Why Uma Thurman Is Angry
Why AWS Dominates The Internet
How Humans Sank New Orleans
Pyeongchang 2018: Mass start speed skating bends the rules at Winter Olympics


5 VIDEOS + first timer








someone took sound bytes from Hell’s Kitchen and overlaid them on MasterChef Junior








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