October 20, 2022 at 12:25 pm

12 Funny Marriage Tweets That Are a Real Kick in the Pants

by Matthew Gilligan

It’s time to get kicked in the pants…by funny marriage tweets!

So what do you say?

Are y’all ready for this?

Get started now!

1. Just accept it.

You can’t win!

https://twitter.com/Parentpains/status/1563220346874261505?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1563220346874261505%7Ctwgr%5E4f8b62d7d700cf7caa5a16a7871869a205f32750%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fasiawmclain%2Fmarriage-tweets-that-made-me-laugh

2. He’s not listening…again…

Will he ever learn?

https://twitter.com/juliepafoofnic/status/1556996041995681792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1556996041995681792%7Ctwgr%5E4f8b62d7d700cf7caa5a16a7871869a205f32750%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fasiawmclain%2Fmarriage-tweets-that-made-me-laugh

3. Like dealing with a little kid.

Come on!

https://twitter.com/smiles_and_nods/status/1566157075423662086?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1566157075423662086%7Ctwgr%5E4f8b62d7d700cf7caa5a16a7871869a205f32750%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fasiawmclain%2Fmarriage-tweets-that-made-me-laugh

4. They would know your plight.

It’s not easy!

https://twitter.com/lmegordon/status/1563579543990173701?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1563579543990173701%7Ctwgr%5E4f8b62d7d700cf7caa5a16a7871869a205f32750%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fasiawmclain%2Fmarriage-tweets-that-made-me-laugh

5. Have to do it early in the morning.

And then spend the rest of the day debating it…

https://twitter.com/PualChikmo/status/1558803916900499456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1558803916900499456%7Ctwgr%5E4f8b62d7d700cf7caa5a16a7871869a205f32750%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fasiawmclain%2Fmarriage-tweets-that-made-me-laugh

6. Instant karma.

He really blew it!

https://twitter.com/sixfootcandy/status/1563171447895298051?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1563171447895298051%7Ctwgr%5E4f8b62d7d700cf7caa5a16a7871869a205f32750%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fasiawmclain%2Fmarriage-tweets-that-made-me-laugh

7. He’ll get what’s coming to him.

On very thin ice…

https://twitter.com/lmegordon/status/1556810778350583808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1556810778350583808%7Ctwgr%5E4f8b62d7d700cf7caa5a16a7871869a205f32750%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fasiawmclain%2Fmarriage-tweets-that-made-me-laugh

8. That is HOT.

It’s gonna be a sultry evening.

https://twitter.com/OfficeofSteve/status/1567199077573562369?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1567199077573562369%7Ctwgr%5E4f8b62d7d700cf7caa5a16a7871869a205f32750%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fasiawmclain%2Fmarriage-tweets-that-made-me-laugh

9. Smart guy!

I think that’s gonna work.

https://twitter.com/Social_Mime/status/1565001541303603207?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1565001541303603207%7Ctwgr%5E4f8b62d7d700cf7caa5a16a7871869a205f32750%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fasiawmclain%2Fmarriage-tweets-that-made-me-laugh

10. This. Right here.

Every single time.

https://twitter.com/mom_tho/status/1560070694490312706?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1560070694490312706%7Ctwgr%5E4f8b62d7d700cf7caa5a16a7871869a205f32750%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fasiawmclain%2Fmarriage-tweets-that-made-me-laugh

11. Don’t fight it.

It’s just not worth it…

https://twitter.com/simoncholland/status/1563934117737144321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1563934117737144321%7Ctwgr%5E4f8b62d7d700cf7caa5a16a7871869a205f32750%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fasiawmclain%2Fmarriage-tweets-that-made-me-laugh

12. Keep it up…

And this is where you’re going…

https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1562167961351225344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1562167961351225344%7Ctwgr%5E4f8b62d7d700cf7caa5a16a7871869a205f32750%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fasiawmclain%2Fmarriage-tweets-that-made-me-laugh

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