People have kind of given up on imagining what a dystopian future will look like, given that we’ve kind of been stuck living in a dystopian present for going on three years.

And according to these 12 images it’s not even just the whole global disease of unknown origin thing that’s making us feel that way – corporate America is a dystopian hellscape all on its own.

12. You have to stand up for yourself.

No one else is going to, apparently.

After helping them on short notice many times, I finally learned that my day off is my day off.
byu/lilant702 inantiwork

11. Socks, y’all.

Written up for wearing mushroom socks. I’m dead.

I got written up for wearing these socks. Any guesses why? 🍄
byu/Negative_Ad1149 inantiwork

10. They can’t control what you talk about.

I hope that you know that.

I make $15 an hour y’all
byu/tylerjames1993 inantiwork

9. That’s one way to lose staff.

And one way to ensure you have zero hope of keeping them.

Just found Im the single lowest paid paramedic at my ambulance company, despite having the most experience by several years
byu/ForkySpoony97 inantiwork

8. I wouldn’t sign that.

I wonder how many people would.

Am I losing it or is this insane?
byu/paigezilla inantiwork

7. Management probably thought this was a great idea, too.

It would have been a better idea without all of the extra rules.

I left my job shortly after receiving this prize for my good work 😂😂😅
byu/No-Satisfaction-749 inantiwork

6. This is not a job for you.

Checks should be good when they are due.

Boss went radio silent after I asked for my checks
byu/moethelawn76 inantiwork

5. Go ahead and sue me.

I bet this person did not stick around.

Tried to quit my job and they said no
byu/WorthlessFloor inantiwork

4. I’m going to need you to give me a chair, then.

Non-negotiable.

My job involves walking for hours at a time. We also don't get breaks at all, even for 12+ hour shifts
byu/undertales_bitch inantiwork

3. Are we grade schoolers?

Actually strike that; I do not have to tell my kid’s school what they were sick with to be excused.

Update from yesterday. I work in NY
byu/LargeThighMeat inantiwork

2. Nevermind the money.

Everyone loves a jelly of the month club subscription.

Thanks for this! I worked the entire 24 Hours of Christmas day for no extra pay too!
byu/drakesux inantiwork

1. My jaw just hit the ground.

That is SO inappropriate.

Wife needs surgery. They wanted her to sign this. She said HELL NO
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I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced!

I’m off to stock my emergency bunker.