December 20, 2024 at 3:22 pm

College Student’s Roommates Keep Stealing His Food, So He Purposefully Taints A Batch Of Brownies With Laxatives

by Laura Ornella

Source: Reddit/PettyRevenge/Pexels/Mizuno K

Creating boundaries with roommates can be tricky. But what happens when a little petty revenge is in the mix?

In today’s story, read how one Redditor’s tainted brownie batch draws a line in the sand.

His roommates may not eat a brownie ever again!

Let’s find out all the details…

Steal my food? Enjoy the diarrhea

Back when I was in college, I rented a room in an apartment with shared kitchen and bathroom.

The landlord didn’t care who he rented to, and after moving in, [I] found that the two guys I was sharing the place with were heroin addicts and would steal any food in the cupboards or fridge.

But no one wanted to take the blame for the meal thefts…

I tried confronting them about it, but each one would just blame the other.

Cue the petty revenge.

This roommate got creative in the kitchen to make a statement.

I bought some brownie mix and a pack of Ex-Lax, baked the brownies with about 12 doses in the pan, figured they’d eat one or two, get the runs, and I’d have a good laugh about it and tell them to leave my food alone.

Imagine my surprise when I came home a couple days later and found every single brownie gone.

And, boy, did this dessert duo pay the price…

I woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of puking followed by dry heaving. It went on for a while, and I worried that they’d need to go to hospital.

The next day, I asked one of them if they’d [gotten] sick, and he replied that he felt like everything in his body had tried to get out by any path, all at the same time.

I never told him it was me because the result was way more extreme than I’d meant.

Those results were pretty extreme! Let’s see what Reddit thinks!

Read the comments below to find out more.

Redditors related to this tale with some roommate stories of their own.

Source: Reddit/PettyRevenge

People also mentioned that this could’ve been helpful…oddly enough.

Source: Reddit/PettyRevenge

But many congratulated the user, saying this was karmic.

Source: Reddit/PettyRevenge

Let this be a lesson to never touch a dish that isn’t yours.

If you liked that post, check out this post about a rude customer who got exactly what they wanted in their pizza.