You know the old prank of leaving a flaming bag of poop on someone’s doorstep?

In this story, the cat, and the poop, are outta the bag, but they figure their ex deserved it for the way they hogged the bathroom.

Let’s dig deeper into this.

My ex constantly locked me out of the bathroom so I took matters into my own hands..

I was with my ex for a while.

It was an unhappy relationship. I had bladder control issues and IBS.

Always good to trust your gut.

Whenever I needed to go to the bathroom, he would run in first and take his sweet time just to irritate me and make me suffer.

It went on for a long time, and one day I just about had it.

We had 2 cats and 2 litter boxes.

Double trouble. I think I see where this is going, but did they *really* do it?!

That day, he went running to the bathroom and was just playing on his phone and plucking his face hair and refused to let me go.

So I decided I would just go use the cat’s litter box.

Not only was it a big number two, but I also peed a little.

The cats litter-ally wouldn’t use that litter box after.

They did it! Gross, but will the ex realize what happened?

Then my ex came out and was investigating it and saw.

He goes, “Wow they went a lot no wonder they want their box cleaned.”

I just sat there and watched him clean up my excrement.

That was near the end of our relationship and he never found out.

Nope. In this case, ignorance is probably bliss. Me-owch.

Do the comments have a gut feeling about this cat tale?

This person calls abuse.

Someone else says, why did this relationship have nine lives?

Another poster says, what’s up with making people hold it?

Somebody else thinks this guy shoulda been long gone.

Another person is thoroughly entertained…

There’s more than one way to skin a cat… and get back at an ex.

This is so disgusting but I guess it all worked out in the end.

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