Bar Owner Knows You All Are Sneaking Drinks Into Bars When You’re Just Drinking Water Or Soda
How about a good ol pregame?
How about a good ol pregame?
Clean up on…nope…you figure it out, I’m gone.
Hallmark? That you?
“Farting is never funny, it’s serious business. Now pull my finger…”
Pretty impressive, right?
Ok, when’s checkout again?
Flawless. Victory.
I’ll order a double no-thank-you meal.
“If there’s no space, leave this place.”
Briefcase Steak. It’s a thing.
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