Chris Allen, Author at TwistedSifter

April 2, 2024 at 4:33 pm

A Coworker Claims To Have A Military Disability, But He Knows Better And Spills The Secret. Now They’re Angry That He Outed His Secret And Ruined His Dating Life.

Where’s my Take-It-Back 9,000 machine?

April 2, 2024 at 3:37 pm

She Sees Him Playing Video Games And Going Out Drinking, So She Refuses To Do His Laundry And Tanks His Job Interview. Who’s Right?

The pettiness is strong with these two.

April 2, 2024 at 4:35 am

Kitchen Manager Forbid The Staff From Using Certain Words At Work, So They Embarrassed Her In The Most Hilarious Way Possible

Well, that’s one creative way to go about it.

April 1, 2024 at 2:44 am

Testy Couple Fail To Communicate About Trip Planning, Then Get Mad At Each Other When Neither Of Them Gets What They Want

This couple doesn’t seem like they’ll last…

March 31, 2024 at 5:38 pm

Guy Rents His Room Out To A Co-Worker, But Things Turned Sour When The Hot Water Went Out For 3 Days

This got awkward…

March 30, 2024 at 7:36 pm

Wife Is Afraid Of Cleaning Her Husband’s Dirty Knives By Hand, So She Puts Them In The Dishwasher And Now He’s Angry

The fiiiiirst cut is the dee – AAARRRRGH!!! KNIVES!!!

March 30, 2024 at 5:26 pm

Employee Pleads For Key Parts So They Can Do Their Job, But Are Denied. So They Take It Straight To The CEO.

How dare you point out my uselessness!

March 30, 2024 at 1:41 pm

Toxic Company Delivers Work Equipment To His Personal Address And Tries To Get Him To Pay For It All. So He Gets Revenge And Snags $1M Of Gear For Free.

Well ok then…don’t mind if I do

March 30, 2024 at 8:36 am

Courier Gets Back At His Apathetic Company By Wearing A Uniform Of A Competitor And Building Good Will For The Wrong Company

Now this is hilarious!

March 30, 2024 at 3:26 am

Mom Gives Her Child Specific Instructions To Not Unlock The Door For Anybody, So That’s Exactly What They Did

Do not let a single comma in, under any circumstances.

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Author: Chris Allen

A Coworker Claims To Have A Military Disability, But He Knows Better And Spills The Secret. Now They’re Angry That He Outed His Secret And Ruined His Dating Life.

She Sees Him Playing Video Games And Going Out Drinking, So She Refuses To Do His Laundry And Tanks His Job Interview. Who’s Right?

Kitchen Manager Forbid The Staff From Using Certain Words At Work, So They Embarrassed Her In The Most Hilarious Way Possible

Testy Couple Fail To Communicate About Trip Planning, Then Get Mad At Each Other When Neither Of Them Gets What They Want

Guy Rents His Room Out To A Co-Worker, But Things Turned Sour When The Hot Water Went Out For 3 Days

Wife Is Afraid Of Cleaning Her Husband’s Dirty Knives By Hand, So She Puts Them In The Dishwasher And Now He’s Angry

Employee Pleads For Key Parts So They Can Do Their Job, But Are Denied. So They Take It Straight To The CEO.

Toxic Company Delivers Work Equipment To His Personal Address And Tries To Get Him To Pay For It All. So He Gets Revenge And Snags $1M Of Gear For Free.

Courier Gets Back At His Apathetic Company By Wearing A Uniform Of A Competitor And Building Good Will For The Wrong Company

Mom Gives Her Child Specific Instructions To Not Unlock The Door For Anybody, So That’s Exactly What They Did

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