Bottom line is if it belongs in the trash, it probably shouldn’t come with a birthday bow.
Guess one thing’s for sure..iIf it’s up to code, it’s not up for debate.
Maybe it’s not that she’s too clean, it’s that everyone else is way too comfortable with the mess.
A panic attack explains the 3AM visit, it doesn’t automatically earn a sleepover the next night.
When the friendship’s a mess, maybe don’t make the spare key part of the drama.
If the friendship only works when you do the work, it’s not a study partnership…it’s a liability.
It’s not a cover charge, it’s rent for the birthday vibes.
If you cancel the wedding, you might still be on the hook for the bill.
Moral of the story: If you’re planning a wedding, you shouldn’t also be running a full-service hotel.
It was never about the spaghetti, it was about who gets to rewrite the menu of his life.
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