Tech support can’t fix a wi-fi problem at home if you’re calling from another continent.
If you threaten to replace someone, don’t be surprised when they agree to it.
If you say a few hundred dollars is “nothing,” then you shouldn’t need to borrow it.
It’s embarrassing to call someone stupid when you’re the one who’s acting that way.
If I’m not on the schedule, neither is my alarm clock.
It’s a basic grocery store math: no quarter, no cart.
A hilarious encounter with a customer makes work really fun.
If you can’t bend the rules for the players, the players create creative ways to bend the rules.
Looks like the problem isn’t the instructions but the person reading them.
When nobody knows anything, the cameras usually remember everything.
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