Matthew Gilligan, Author at TwistedSifter

July 15, 2024 at 9:47 am

His Parents Want Him To Be More Socially Active Because All He Does Is Play Video Games, So He Decided To Spend All His Time At The Internet Cafe

I think his parents learned not to mess with him after this…

July 15, 2024 at 5:52 am

A Car Was Left Abandoned At A Hotel And The City Wouldn’t Do Anything About It, So They Hotwired And Dumped It Where The City Had To Finally Do Their Job

Nice work!

July 15, 2024 at 3:42 am

New Neighbors Keep Parking On His Private Road And Messing Up Farming Operations, So He Got A Towing Company Involved To Make Sure It Stopped For Good

Does anyone actually read signs these days?

July 15, 2024 at 1:23 am

Woman Was Watering Some Volunteer Tomato Plants, But Her Neighbor Told Her To Stop Because They Weren’t On Her Property

Some people just have to ruin EVERYTHING.

July 15, 2024 at 12:49 am

Town Council Told Them To Avoid Parking On The Street, But When He Got A Ticket For His Trouble, He Figured They Pave Around Him

Can anybody do their job correctly anymore?

July 14, 2024 at 11:41 pm

Neighbors Always Let Their Dog Go To The Bathroom In Their Yard, So They Let Their Big Dog Out To Scare Them

Get off my lawn!

July 14, 2024 at 10:37 pm

Car Flipper Warned People Against Going To Jiffy Lube, Praising The Service Department At Walmart Instead

Walmart for the win.

July 14, 2024 at 9:26 pm

McDonald’s Manager Told Him To Fill All The Food Trays Right Before Closing. He Did What He Was Told Then Shrugged When She Asked Why There Was So Much Waste.

Just following directions, boss!

July 14, 2024 at 6:29 pm

Remote Worker’s Boss Wanted Him To Lead A Meeting During Off-Hours When He Takes A Class. – ‘If I’m away for five minutes, he’s on my case.’

I don’t think he was too into that idea…

July 14, 2024 at 1:25 pm

Geico Customer Blasted The Company After She Read The Fine Print On Her Car Insurance Policy. – ‘I’m canceling this month.’

Why is car insurance getting more expensive?!

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Author: Matthew Gilligan

A Car Was Left Abandoned At A Hotel And The City Wouldn’t Do Anything About It, So They Hotwired And Dumped It Where The City Had To Finally Do Their Job

New Neighbors Keep Parking On His Private Road And Messing Up Farming Operations, So He Got A Towing Company Involved To Make Sure It Stopped For Good

Woman Was Watering Some Volunteer Tomato Plants, But Her Neighbor Told Her To Stop Because They Weren’t On Her Property

Town Council Told Them To Avoid Parking On The Street, But When He Got A Ticket For His Trouble, He Figured They Pave Around Him

Neighbors Always Let Their Dog Go To The Bathroom In Their Yard, So They Let Their Big Dog Out To Scare Them

Car Flipper Warned People Against Going To Jiffy Lube, Praising The Service Department At Walmart Instead

McDonald’s Manager Told Him To Fill All The Food Trays Right Before Closing. He Did What He Was Told Then Shrugged When She Asked Why There Was So Much Waste.

Remote Worker’s Boss Wanted Him To Lead A Meeting During Off-Hours When He Takes A Class. – ‘If I’m away for five minutes, he’s on my case.’

Geico Customer Blasted The Company After She Read The Fine Print On Her Car Insurance Policy. – ‘I’m canceling this month.’

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