May 24, 2023 at 4:09 am
People Talk About What Their Parents Taught Them They That They Later Realize Was Messed Up
“How to lie”
“How to lie”
“It took me two tries to watch it.”
“My sweat is extra acidic.”
And he’s like “I just had the exact same dream”.
“I didn’t know I was pregnant right up until giving birth to my little one.”
“You can look up all the satellites flying over your house tonight”
“Some credit cards cover accidental damage to electronics for a predefined period of time.”
“It was natural for a lot of people’s sweat to just drip in the chocolate underneath us.”
“They would all say it in the same monotone voice”
“She had mandatory cuddle time with each of the kids.”
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