Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

 

25 IMAGES

– Poetry in motion
– The “It’s complicated” section
– Finally a restaurant for the indecisive
– Raccoon thievery: Exhibit A | Exhibit B | Exhibit C | Counter argument
– How eloquent
– Rejection
– It’s time to reflect
– STOP
– This was in the Men’s bathroom of a restaurant on Mother’s Day
– A comedian hired skywriters and this was the result
– This will ruin your appetite
– This should help [partially] restore it
– Reverse candy cotton (thx for sharing @MikeChops!)
– Tron Swanson
– Good on you, drunk guy…
– The lesson here is that ‘Extra’ loud snorers are single
– Best day ever
– You know it’s a wild night when…
– The Rodeo dive
– Lock/Unlock
– Intensity level: maximum
– Beetle trailer
– Reagan + Sweatpants + Air Force One
– Banana-car
– I have something very important to tell you
 

10 ARTICLES

– Career Advice For College Grads From LinkedIn’s Billionaire Founder
– How a Working-Class Couple Amassed a Priceless Art Collection (thx for sharing @Monsty!)
– Behind the scenes of the $45 million global ATM heist
– Why Wikipedia’s Millionth Russian Page is Worth Celebrating
– There’s a country that will pay $300,000 per rhino horn to cure cancer and hangovers, and it’s not China
– The Scientific 7-Minute Workout
– How Bing Crosby and the Nazis Helped to Create Silicon Valley
– Controversial Math Facts That People Refuse To Believe Are True
– Navy’s Historic Drone Launch From an Aircraft Carrier Has an Asterisk
– Everything Google Tried to Kill at Google I/O

 

5 VIDEOS + A Space Oddity