Feb 7, 2014

The Shirk Report – Volume 252


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

*for email subscribers: If you visit the direct link to the shirk report in your web browser (by clicking the blue, underlined title), the videos will play properly and images will appear immediately under the text rather than opening in a new window!



Heyyyyyyy you guyssssssssss!
Informative chart shows exact time Broncos fans start to give up
I find this kangaroo highly intimidating
When high fives go wrong
Spotted at a Doctor’s office
Catch my drift
Serious monkey business
Like an employee…. and like a BOSS
Next level ballin’
Fancy footwork by Bruno Mars during Superbowl halftime show
This guy hacked a Happy Meal Mario toy into something glorious
The voice talent behind your favorite Simpson’s characters
Step off bro
This coach is really happy that his team just scored | Obligatory Internet reaction
An armadillo going into its safe place
Good guy bus driver accidentally cuts off driver. Apologizes.
One Fat Cat
Rob Ford is ticklish
You are getting sleeeeeeeeeeepy
Inside a big ship that’s rolling in the waves
The moment when you don’t recognize the reflection in the mirror is you
Hop in! No time to explain
The Ass Pass
So I make more pancakes by making each one smaller?
Now that’s love



Microsoft, Past and Future
Aaron Sorkin: Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Death Saved 10 Lives
A message from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers’ Flea regarding the unplugged guitars for their Superbowl performance
The Dangers of Certainty
This is what happens when two chatbots try to seduce each other
Life is a game. This is your strategy guide
Misunderstanding Orange Juice as a Health Drink
I didn’t wash my jeans for 7 months—and it’s the Internet’s fault
What Machines Can’t Do
Investment Manager Explains Why 99.5% Of Americans Can Never Win


5 VIDEOS + rain
















rob ford being tickled The Shirk Report   Volume 252