Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

– Friday!
– When they tell you they’re getting a cat
– When you’re accountant says you’re getting money back this year
– He sold all 20,000 (at $500 a pop) in a matter of days | Live look at Elon
– Damn it feels good to be a gangster
– This Mexican restaurant took over a Chinese restaurant, and instead of changing the mural did this
– Updating a classic for relevancy
– That’s some nice calligraphy there, would be a shame if someone..
– When you think of the perfect comeback 5 minutes later
– That’s what friends are for
– Me, every single day
– My neck
– Better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission
– Forget Downey, wtf is his dog doing
– Whatever happens on Sunday we’ll always have this
– lol
– Damn you Windows
– Deep thoughts with dog
– This picture is applicable in more instances than I can count
– Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

– Cancer ‘vaccine’ eliminates tumors in mice
– Why Tesla’s Autopilot Can’t See a Stopped Firetruck
– Why We Forget Most of the Books We Read
– The Astronaut Who Might Actually Get Us to Mars
– Naked mole rats defy the biological law of aging
– Hong Kong bans ivory trade in ‘historic’ vote
– The big fight over Coexist
– Holocaust survivor breaks decades-long silence to share her horrific story
– The Magnetic Field Is Shifting. The Poles May Flip. This Could Get Bad.
– Highway of riches, road to ruin: Inside the Amazon’s deforestation crisis

 

5 VIDEOS + a-ha

 

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