11 Funny Tweets to Make You Chuckle
by Matthew Gilligan
Who’s ready to chuckle?!?!
Let’s see a show of hands…
Okay, it looks like everyone!
Now that we’re ready to laugh, let’s enjoy some hilarious tweets.
1. A good way to look at life.
when a man is annoying me, i hate that. but when i am annoying to a man, i think that’s something to get excited about
— a (@aallleeexxxxxx1) October 19, 2022
2. Gee, thanks…
Back to the trash you go.
Nice of my daughter to bring a sandwich to school every day so it can have a little visit before she comes home to throw it in the trash.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) October 14, 2022
3. You’ll fall back in love in a hurry.
It’s brutal out there!
If I was a marriage counselor, I would make the couple each use ANY dating app for 3 minutes.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) October 18, 2022
4. In theory, they’re great.
DO NOT SEND TO ME.
I’m totally fine with emails. My only issue is when they get sent to me, personally
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) October 19, 2022
5. Not getting any better, huh?
Keep your head up!
when my therapist asks how i’ve been the last two weeks pic.twitter.com/LFaFugVqUO
— kim (@KimmyMonte) October 19, 2022
6. Your friend BLEW IT.
Been doing it wrong all along.
my friend told me that she thought the lower the number on rotten tomatoes the better the movie. she thought a high percentage meant the movies had a higher chance of being a ‘rotten tomato’ 😭
— yasmin (@ycsm1n) October 19, 2022
7. This is great.
What a lady!
Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon. pic.twitter.com/EhxhzHJfoZ
— gracie perryman (@qrracie) October 18, 2022
8. Words to live by.
Good luck out there!
two incomes is better than one. make sure ur mans got two jobs, stay up queens!
— NE$$ (@highoffness) October 19, 2022
9. Great kid!
You’re raising her the right way.
I faked passed out and my 3 year old daughter didn't call 911.., she punched me in my face and yelled "you can't die right now that's ridiculous!" 😭😭😭
— Ms. Hollywood (@karterforreal) October 16, 2022
10. Let’s ruin it!
This is good teamwork.
white shirt relationship
Absolutely going to ruin it
after some red wine
— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) October 18, 2022
11. Tell me about it…
It’s just not the same anymore.
I miss the days when evil twins were identifiable by goatees. pic.twitter.com/oTAf8oEBSi
— K.E. Flann (@kathyflann) October 19, 2022