It’s one thing to say something totally off the wall knowing that you’re being silly – and something else altogether to be so clueless about something that you post it online in all seriousness.

When people call you out for the second it must be super embarrassing, and if you want to know how embarrassing, these 13 people should be able to tell you.

13. I don’t even know what she was trying to say.

Because I mean…this can’t be it.

I feel positively Urethral in this dress!
byu/lindseypic inBoneAppleTea

12. No, definitely not.

Also chimps are big and scary.

Chimp Change
byu/the_vince_horror inBoneAppleTea

11. I’m not sure any advice is going to help.

Bless their heart.

10. Stop it.

I had to read that a few times to sound it out.

9. It could go either way.

It’s still a compliment.

I was going to try to live bi curiously thru you
byu/KazRellik inBoneAppleTea

8. They didn’t even make the correction.

Does that make this better or worse?

Standing ovulation 👏👏
byu/esketitty inBoneAppleTea

7. Birdseed, do you think?

Or maybe an oat?

Grain Assault
byu/ShrekFather inBoneAppleTea

6. That does sound inconvenient.

And also painful.

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by inBoneAppleTea

5. This made me laugh so hard.

It will never not be funny.

Areola Borealis
byu/bmb00zld inBoneAppleTea

4. Yes.

Well, that’s the way it’s spelled.

Ease dropper
byu/AgentOfMediocrity inBoneAppleTea

3. It’s only for beans.

Apparently.

My Garbanzo Disposal
byu/sugaredchurro inBoneAppleTea

2. Definitely stealing this one.

I literally just choked on my drink.

Genius aqua
by inBoneAppleTea

1. I hate a sour crowd.

Eating them is the only answer.

Sour crowd
byu/Tazaroth inBoneAppleTea

I cannot with people, y’all.

I mean, what can you do except love them?