His Roommate Wouldn’t Stop Stealing His Food, So He Put Their Freezer Under Lock And Key
Sounds like this friendship is about to get tossed out with the leftovers.
Sounds like this friendship is about to get tossed out with the leftovers.
Not even M. Night Shyamalan could have seen that twist coming.
Sounds like no one here was prepared for takeoff.
Sounds like all his higher learning paid off.
Next stop? A coin counter.
Sounds like he’s about to be in a wealth of trouble.
No greater fury than that which comes from a tech-savvy woman.
Sounds like the ends didn’t justify the means here.
Whatever this guy is being paid, it isn’t enough.
If only that little guy fully understood how much he made everyone’s day better…
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